THE LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM!!!!!

December 17, 2012 Leave a comment

Dear Last Minute Gift Seekers:

If you’re feeling the holiday blues thinking you missed your chance to meet Charles “Dickens” Rothstein and receive a signed copy of the book taking a small Pygmy tribe in West Africa by storm, “As the Matzo Ball Turns” you still have one last opportunity. “Dickens” Rothstein’s will make his final holiday appearance this Friday, December 21st from 6-8pm at the Moravian Book Shop located at 428 Main Street, Bethlehem, PA 18018. So come on down before I have to return the “Dickens” costume to a couple of historians from Jim Thorpe who were gracious enough to loan me the outfit for this wacky PR stunt and get your signed copy today!!!!! Hope to see you there!!

Hoorah,

~J.R.

P.S. A big thank you to all the awesome people who came out to today’s Valley Forge event or just stopped by the table to say hello. It was my second best signing to date and it was extremely gratifying to watch the large stack of books placed before me dwindle down to nothing. I will be posting pictures from the event on the blog in the next week or two so please check back to see your picture if you had one taken. Thanks again!

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PLYMOUTH MEETING? DUDE IT’S CHRISTMAS NOT THANKSGIVING!!!!!

December 9, 2012 Leave a comment

Dear Frantic Holiday Shoppers:

If you think Plymouth Meeting has more to do with pilgrims and Plymouth Rock than Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa think again. This upcoming Sunday, December 16, 2012, Charles “Dickens” Rothstein will be making yet another Christmas appearance reciting his “A Matzo Ball Carol” more loudly than the town crier. This signing takes place from noon-2pm at the Barnes and Noble store located at 230o Chemical Road, Plymouth Meeting, PA 19462. So, if you are rushing around trying to find the ideal holiday present, take the edge off by stopping by this week’s signing to pick up a copy of the gift that keeps on giving … a signed copy of “As the Matzo Ball Turns.”

On deck, Friday, December 21st is a book signing in the little town of Bethlehem at the world’s oldest continuously run bookstore, the Moravian Bookstore, 428 Main Street, Bethlehem, PA 18018. The event takes place from 6-8pm. Hope to see ya there!!!!

Merry HanuKwanzMas

~J.R.

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STUFF SOME BALLS IN YOUR STOCKINGS … MATZO BALLS THAT IS!!!!!

December 2, 2012 Leave a comment

Dear Holiday Shoppers:

With the anxiety of the holiday season upon us, what better way to relieve some of the stress than by having a good laugh while also giving the gift of laughter … a signed copy of “As the Matzo Ball Turns?”  This upcoming Saturday, December 8th, 2012, Charles “Dickens” Rothstein will be reciting his “Matzo Ball Carol” at the Wyoming Valley Mall Barnes and Noble store located at 421 Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702. The book reading will begin at 12 noon and will be followed by a book signing lasting until 2pm. So come out early to catch the reading and bring your friends and family for this great gift shopping event!!!!

~J.R.

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MATZO BALLS HITTING PEAK ON BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!

November 19, 2012 Leave a comment

Hoy Hoy Matzo Ball Lovers:

Are you disappointed Wal-Mart stores may be closing their doors this black Friday? Have no fear as Charles “Dickens” Rothstein will be making his first public appearance at the Penn’s Peak Gift Shop bringing the gift of laughter with his new book “As the Matzo Ball Turns” this Friday November 23, 2012. The gift shop is located at 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe, PA 18229 and the signing takes place from noon-2pm.  And be sure to catch the live on-air interview with “Dickens” Rothstein starting just before the signing at 11am. Even if you are not living in the Blue Ridge Cable viewing area you can still listen to the interview live at www.pennspeakradio.com . If you are domiciled in the Blue Ridge Cable viewing area you can also listen to the interview on your TV (Channel 80) or watch it live on Channel 113. As always thank you for your support and I hope to see you at the Gift Shop!!!!!

 

~J.R.

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“A Matzoball Carol” with Charles “Dickens” Rothstein

November 14, 2012 Leave a comment

Seasons Greetings Matzoball Fans!!!!

Is there any better way to celebrate the holiday season than with a reading/booksigning of the great American Novel “As the Matzo Ball Turns” with Charles “Dickens” Rothstein?  The event will take place Saturday, December 1, 2012 at the Spirit of Christmas Festival located at the Tamaqua Community Arts Center, 125 Pine Street, Tamaqua, PA.  The readings will occur every two hours starting at 9am and ending at 5pm. Along with cookies and beverages “Dickens” Rothstein will be serving up vignettes from his book that chronicle the deli Christmas nightmares still haunting him ’til this day. So come out and  join in on the fun. Whether you want your very own copy, would rather purchase one as a gift, or both, come share the spirit of laughter and receive a signed copy of “As the Matzo Ball Turns”!!!!

I am Charles “Dickens” Rothstein and I approve this message.

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AS THE MATZO BALL TURNS RAP!!!!

October 29, 2012 Leave a comment

With a slight lull in upcoming book signings, I’ve re-posted the As the Matzo Turns Rap video for those of you who are new to the site or for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. Enjoy!!!!!   http://youtu.be/OlQFU-JUgtI

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PENN STATE VS OHIO STATE VS JOZEF ROTHSTEIN…

October 21, 2012 Leave a comment

Dear Football/Matzoball fans:

This upcoming Saturday, October 27th from 11am-3pm I will be signing copies of the perfect tailgate companion “As the Matzo Ball Turns” at the Penn State Student Bookstore, 330 E. College Ave., State College, PA 16801.  Come on out and bring your game face for this very fun event.

And don’t worry you will still have more than enough time to pick up a book, run it to your car and slaw down a few brewha’s before the 6 o’clock kickoff. 

I couldn’t be more proud to be a Nittany Lion and I look forward to another “W” in what is turning out to be a miraculous season. Go Penn State!!!!!!

~J.R.

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ELMO TICKLED BY AS THE MATZO BALL TURNS!!!!!

October 21, 2012 Leave a comment

 

 

The thing I love most about book signings is that you never know who you are going to run into next. Who would’ve thought that while signing books in the Saucon Valley Barnes and Noble store I would run into none other than Elmo. And being 6’5″ it is very rare when I encounter someone taller than me, let alone someone dressed up as a Sesame Street character. At about 6’8″ this Elmo towered over me and it’s a wonder how he found a costume large enough to fit. It’s a good thing there weren’t many kids in the store because I am sure there would have been many scarred children clinging to their parents for dear life.  And while on the subject of the Saucon Valley Barnes and Noble store, I’d like to give a special shout out to community relations manager Ms. Colleen Gorsky formerly Colleen Ryan. Colleen is not only a top-notch events co-ordinator but a great woman as well. Much success and happiness to you and your husband on your recent marriage Colleen!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 At this local book signing, Charlie the Australian Cattle Dog came out to sign a few books and scare the hell out of a few unsuspecting custormers. Charlie is a character in “As the Matzo Ball Turns” and is entertaining offers to play himself in the upcoming movie. If his appearance at this book signing is any indication of how he will present himself on the red carpet you can be sure Hollywood insiders will be swarming to land him on their roster. As long as he doesn’t pee on the carpet that is.

 When attending an “As the Matzo Ball Turns” book signing, especially in Pennsylvania, you not only have the chance to get a personalized copy of the book,  but you are also likely to run into a few former Penn State Football  players as well. Here, at the Plymouth Meeting Barnes and Noble, I am joined by two former Nittany Lion teammates Rob Cooke and Maine Prince. I am incredibly proud to be a Nittany Lion and feel amazingly lucky for the outpouring of support I have received from my fellow lettermen. Thank you everyone and Go Penn State!!!!  ~J.R.

 

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FREE MOVIE NIGHT!!!!!!!

Hear ye, Hear ye:

If you live in Northeast Pennsylvania, the mother of all events “A Taste of Hollywood” will be taking place on Thursday, October 18th, 2012 at the Mauch Chunk Opera House. If you have never seen a show in this historic and newly renovated theatre now is the time. The evening will kick off at 6:30pm with a one hour reception and book signing of “As the Matzo Ball Turns” followed by a screening of the independent comedy “Living With Uncle Ray.” http://youtu.be/NMHiHQEy12s 

It should be a fun filled night and anyone who purchases a signed copy of “As the Matzo Ball Turns” will receive a free DVD copy of the movie “Living With Uncle Ray.”  A portion of the proceeds from all book sales will be donated to the Mauch Chunk Opera House.

Again, the event is free to attend but drinks and snacks will be available for purchase. The Opera House is located at 14 West Broadway, Jim Thorpe, PA 18229.

And since this event is taking place in the middle of October during fall foliage, some adventurous spirits have inquired about a haunted tour of the Old Jail. If you are interested in sneaking out after the engagement to partake in this mischief, please leave a comment and I will forward you the information to participate in this ghoulish late night affair.

I look forward to seeing you all there!!!!!

~J.R.

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ANOTHER GREAT MATZO BALL GIVEAWAY!!!!!!

Dear Fellow Matzo Ball Lovers:

With Hanukkah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa or whatever other overly commercialized holiday you now celebrate just around the corner, I bringeth great news. A fellow blogger/writer and friend is offering another awesome giveaway. Her name is Renee and I had a blast with her and her friend Maribeth at the Wyoming Valley Mall Barnes and Noble signing. Her blog is very fun to read and she recently interviewed yours truly and posted the results. All you need to do to lighten the burden on your wallet this holiday season while also giving someone the gift that keeps on giving  i.e. one’s very own signed copy of “As the Matzo Ball Turns,” is to read the short and sweet interview on Renee’s blog and leave a comment. One lucky winner will be selected and if history is any indication of your chances, just let me say the last winner was a subscriber of this blog. Congratulations Aimee Clewell!!!!  So what are you waiting for, click on the following link  reneedeangelo4.blogspot.com and comment to win.  Good luck!!!!!!  ~J.R.

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