SHOW YOUR CHICKEN ARM 4 CHARITY!!!!!
Dear Disenfranchised Blog Reader:
Are you tired of getting these annoying updates telling you where the next big book signing is going to be? Have you reached your limit with witty humor and snippy comments? Well then, here’s your chance to get even.
On Saturday, August 3, 2013 from 1-2pm at The Memorial Park on East 10th Street in Jim Thorpe, join me at the Local Celebrity Dunk Tank for a great cause. That’s right, you will have the opportunity to turn this local author (As the Matzo Ball Turns) from a floater into a sinker. That is, if your rubber arm can overcome the insults that will come hurling at you faster than a Randy Johnson fastball.
So, step up to the line and see if you have what it takes to do battle with the man who usually saves the best of his brashness for the Hollywood elite. Ta ta and I hope to see you there.